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**an important message from Adam**: NEW POLICY
**an important message from Adam**: NEW POLICY
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kudzurunner
221 posts
Dec 30, 2008
8:06 PM
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Folks:
Well, you can blame the pharmaceutical spammer. And if you feel like cursing him out in colorful language--including Welsh--please be my guest.
My own personal feeling is that anybody who strolls not once but repeatedly into our harp-playing family and spams us with absurdly long lists of off-brand drugs probably was cursed with an extremely short penis.
From now on, you must be a registered forum member in order to post here. No more anonymous or unregistered users.
More importantly, I must approve your registration.
Up till now, it was possible to register here without any oversight from me. It'd be nice to keep that policy, but the guy with the extremely short penis would probably register under a false name. This way, with luck, I'll simply glimpse the offending penis--extremely short and malformed, far beyond the aid of Viagra or Cialis--and boot him (and it) over the goalposts.
I'm not angry, though. Just a little weary. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, I've got some short-penised spammer drooling spam all over my board.
What's the word for short penis in Welsh, BTW?
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KC69
23 posts
Dec 30, 2008
9:04 PM
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Or maybe in Spoonerism he's " Pittle Leter "
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SilasJackson
5 posts
Dec 30, 2008
10:19 PM
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How Bout This?
Isty bitsy, teeny Weenie, nutless sack little pitiful peenie?---Remember what I said about crushing the "pills" with a sledge hammer?
Probably drives a "HUMMER" or some other Micro-Dick Mobile.
Death to Spammers!!!
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tookatooka
64 posts
Dec 31, 2008
2:35 AM
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Sorry you've been plagued with this tedious annoyance Adam. Unfortunately, there is always someone who wants to spoil things.
I'm making the assumption that the current forum members will be able to continue as usual or will we need to re-apply at some stage?
Happy New Year to you and all the members of MBH.
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oldwailer
406 posts
Dec 31, 2008
3:33 AM
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Wow--this means that our mentor has been relegated to being the chief peckerchecker around here. That really sucks!
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kudzurunner
222 posts
Dec 31, 2008
4:36 AM
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At least you're all taking this in the right spirit.
No, I don't think anybody who is already registered--and there are 450 of you, I discovered to my shock when I accessed that part of the webmaster's tools--will need to re-register.
For the record, I'd prefer to keep rough language OUT of the other threads. But I'm making a happy (or unhappy :( exception for this thread--seeing as how Darth Smallwood has forced us all into the Deathzone option.......
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buzzell369
2 posts
Dec 31, 2008
4:49 AM
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Mr. Gussow, just to help you out I did a little bit of research. I discovered that this spammers small unit would be called a "Bach Cal" in welsh.
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RyanMortos
24 posts
Dec 31, 2008
5:54 AM
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This thread is hilarious! Gonna have to try to stop laughing, Im at work.
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~Ryan
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Ryan's Tube
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Philosofy
99 posts
Dec 31, 2008
7:41 AM
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I just want to make sure that I can still post, even though I have a short penis. Don't worry, I don't spam.
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snakes
62 posts
Dec 31, 2008
8:27 AM
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Happy New Year to all! I am glad that I can post and may the offending pharmaceutical poster take a bad dose of male enhancement drug and thus have his plumbing resemble that of a hamster. Sorry for that, but just had to try to add to the humor in this thread. I am still chuckling over some of you guys comments.
Last Edited by on Dec 31, 2008 12:28 PM
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Philosofy
101 posts
Dec 31, 2008
10:43 AM
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Buzadero, please contact the nice folks at GM. I'm sure they'll take your money.
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99
2 posts
Dec 31, 2008
1:57 PM
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Good
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superchucker77
119 posts
Dec 31, 2008
2:19 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........................?????????????????HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
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Brandon Bailey
Superchucker77's Youtube
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gene
95 posts
Dec 31, 2008
3:09 PM
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TOM WAITS lyrics - Step Right Up
Step right up, step right up, step right up,
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down,
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up
That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up
'Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it,
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion,
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,
Step right up, step right up, step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up,
C'mon and step right up
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Chris Jones
6 posts
Dec 31, 2008
4:13 PM
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Damn Gene, I seen your post being longer than a whores dream and thought the pill pusher registered until I started reading it. :)
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SUNDOG
55 posts
Dec 31, 2008
4:33 PM
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The Curse I use for individuals such as the
"Short-Armed" one to which you(Adam) refer includes the words........
"------ appendages ROT off -------!"
R, Neal aka: SUNDOG
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Patrick Barker
154 posts
Dec 31, 2008
5:02 PM
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On this forum we love Little Walter and Magic Dick, but don't combine the two and call yourself Little Dick
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"Without music, life would be a mistake" -Nietzsche
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gene
96 posts
Dec 31, 2008
5:56 PM
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In case you liked reading "Step Right Up", here's the studio recording:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEQwZHsAVmc&feature=related
and here's a live recording:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByomIJf5n9w
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Zhin
94 posts
Dec 31, 2008
6:17 PM
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Darth Smallwood? hehehehehahahahhaha
I actually have to wipe the tears off my face while going through this thread. You guys are awesome. All of ya.
Perfect way to start the day. :)
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clarky3009
15 posts
Jan 01, 2009
11:54 AM
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wee willie lmao here djm
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djm3801
10 posts
Jan 01, 2009
12:08 PM
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Thanks Clarky. Not a quote from personal body examinations..... But at 61 years old, it is a matter of time....
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isaacullah
14 posts
Jan 01, 2009
12:37 PM
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Gene: May I assume you obtained the lyrics to "step right up" as per the instructions in the liner notes? For those unaware of these procedure, Tom Waits writes in his liner notes for the album "Small Change":
"For the lyrics to 'Step Right Up' send by prepaid mail a photo of yourself, two dead creeping charlies, and a self addressed stamped envelope to: the Tropicana Motor Hotel, Hollywood, California c/o Young Tom Waits. Please allow 30 days for delivery".
I've always been tempted to do this, but I could never figure out what a "creeping charley" was. Some type of flower I assume? I also wonder how many letters that hotel gets because of this?
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The magnificent YouTube channel of the internet user known as "isaacullah"
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Miles Dewar
138 posts
Jan 01, 2009
2:54 PM
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LOL! thats funny.
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---Be Positive---
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gene
97 posts
Jan 01, 2009
11:28 PM
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This is a Creeping Charlie:
http://landscaping.about.com/cs/weedsdiseases/a/ground_ivy.htm
I've got those all over my lawn. I found out too late what "Creeping Charlies" are. I sent them a cousin and some guy down the street.
Last Edited by on Jan 01, 2009 11:34 PM
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kudzurunner
225 posts
Jan 02, 2009
3:44 PM
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I've just deleted the final post on this thread, and am locking it. As for the misguided soul who posted that final thread: dude, a little playful cursing out is fine, but lynching fantasies are not my idea of fun. You're forgiven, but please cease and desist.
--Adam
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