tookatooka
150 posts
Mar 17, 2009
9:27 AM
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Q. How do you know there's a harp player at your front door?
A. He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key.
Q. How many Harmonica Players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds the right one.
Q. Why don't Guitar players suffer from piles (haemorrhoids)?
A. Because all the assholes are playing harmonicas.
Q. What do you say at the end of a great harmonica solo?
A. Thank God.
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When I'm not blowing, I'm drawing.
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Preston
203 posts
Mar 17, 2009
10:01 AM
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Two guys were talking and the 1st man said,
"My neighbors were up all night last night yelling and screaming."
The second man said,
"Did it wake you up?"
"Nah...I was already up playing my harmonica."
Q: If a guitar player and harp player fall of a cliff, which one reaches the ground first?
A: Guitar player. Harp player needs to stop and figure out what key the guitar player is in.
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Tuckster
121 posts
Mar 17, 2009
11:47 AM
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Q: What does it mean when a harp player drools out of both sides of his mouth?
A: The stage is level.
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MrVerylongusername
196 posts
Mar 17, 2009
12:11 PM
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Q. How many harp players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 10 - 1 to screw it in, the other 9 to discuss how Little Walter would have done it.
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MJ
8 posts
Mar 17, 2009
7:45 PM
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A dad decides to send his son to take harmonica lessons. After the first lesson the boy comes home and his dad asks him what he learned. His son told him, "2 hole blow." "Cool." said his dad. The next week his dad asked him the same thing after the lesson. "3 hole draw and a 3 hole bend." was the reply. A week later the dad asked his son how the lesson went. "I didn't go this week." was the reply. "Why not?" asked his dad. His son answered, "I got a gig."
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shaneboylan
88 posts
Mar 18, 2009
4:48 AM
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A man and his wife were having marital difficulties, and decided to see a renowned marital counsellor.
When in the office, they both sat down before the counsellor.
"What seems to be the problem" - he said.
"It's just that, these days - we never talk about anything" - the man replied. His wife agreed.
After thought - the man pulled out a harmonica, amped it up, and started to play a solo.
After about thirty seconds - the man and his wife were talking away together, and within two minutes they had resolved all their issues.
"How the hell did you do that?" asked the couple.
"It's easy" said the counsellor.
"Everyone talks during harp solos."
Last Edited by on Mar 18, 2009 4:49 AM
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The Happy Harper
18 posts
Mar 18, 2009
1:34 PM
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Q. - How do you get a Harp player off your front porch?
A. - Pay him for the pizza.
Last Edited by on Mar 18, 2009 1:34 PM
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oldwailer
615 posts
Mar 23, 2009
12:43 AM
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You are driving at night across Texas--moving like a bat out of hell because the road is flat as a table and there is no traffic.
Suddenly, there is an armadillo and a harp player dead ahead. There is no way to miss both of them, but you have a second to decide which one to take out. Which do you choose?
The harp player--the armadillo might have a gig. . .
Last Edited by on Mar 23, 2009 12:44 AM
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