Bit of fun for a sunday morning.(How we Live in our heads)
Buddha and Kudzurunner arrive in UK leeds/Bradford Airport in BI-plane dressed in WW1 get up.
stopped at Passport control.
"OK you, says here your name is Buddha and you play harp.You don't look the sort a guy to play such a large and elegant instrument. "Harmonica" "Oh and what do you do when your not doing that?" "Train attack dogs" "You- err Kudzurunner",(looks at passport) "I suppose you do harp too?"
"Yea" "And when your not doing that?" "I'm an associate professor" "Hmm Interegation rooms both of you." Buddha: "What's the big idea wheres Sop?"
"SOP?" "Yea Sopwithcamels266 he's picking us up" "That's some sort of plane isn't it like that one out there?-.Alright tell me straight how did you get here? Kudzurunner:Bi-plane from the States, we went the scenic route stopping off at Buddhas mothers house in Minnosota, then Canada refuel Greenland, Iceland, Scotland, Leeds /Bradford. "Why?" "Buddha was insisting on swimming over, direct route he's Airbourne you know, but we needed to conserve energy." They send for expert from music college.
"OK Kudzurunner easy now open that case nice and slowly, take out one harp.Play it. Music expert "Man that was great but didn't sound like no traditional Little Walter to me." Kudzurunner, twirls harp in hand and replaces in case. Music expert " You got fast fingers ah" Kudzurunner "Yea that's it man Jimmy Dawkins 'Fast Fingers' Night Rock, Delmark623"
"Ok you Buddha play something" Music expert: "Man brilliant", looks at security "must be from another planet to do that on a diatonic," Buddha "I'm sick of this I demand a phone call." "OK leave this this Sopwith character out of it, your embassy in London?" Buddha "No Kingley Lancaster" "Lancaster?" "Yea, whats wrong with that?" "OK you kudzurunner what's this code list in your bag?" "What do you mean?"
Security reads a few from top."German Harpest,Xharp Tryharp, Violn cat, Patrick Harper, jonsparrow,Jbone,djm3801,nacoran,lumpywafflesquirtetc etc etc. Who can vouch for you both.
Kudzurunner:"Violin cat now he's the man." "Ha ha so this is a guy that plays violin"? "No, A Brilliant Diatonic harp player "OK, it's all becoming clear now this Sopwithcamels character, he's a harp player too right?"
Kudzurunner: No- Sax player Buddha "Look, can you guys f...... hurry up we have only got a few days and it says in the contract we got to stay drunk.
A touch of humour feel free to develop the story.(Muso Humour)
Last Edited by on Jun 28, 2009 5:58 AM
I thought it was a joke but apparently you were right SOP. Here's a picture of them taken by UK customs who believed that they were spies who had come to steal the secret of how to seal harmonica combs with Marmite.
