Buddha
884 posts
Jul 28, 2009
10:09 PM
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if your soul is available please contact me off list.
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jonsparrow
680 posts
Jul 28, 2009
10:30 PM
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what if i can get you some one elses?
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Bluzeman
31 posts
Jul 28, 2009
10:33 PM
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I'm not really usin mine. What are you offerin'?
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Bluzeman
YouTube:
Bluzeman420
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Randy G. Blues
57 posts
Jul 28, 2009
10:34 PM
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DEVIL: I will give you the power to play harmonica as a master would.. as Little Walter could. How does that sound?
MORTAL: Really? Sounds great! What will it cost?
DEVIL: Cost? Not much.. Just your immortal soul for an eternity.
MORTAL: Hmm... Tell you what... Give me the ability to hit all the bends, and you can have it on alternating weekends for a year.
DEVIL: Why alternating weekends?
MORTAL: My ex-wives already have the papers on it for the other days.
DEVIL: You were.... married?
MORTAL: Ya. Four times...
DEVIL: FOUR TIMES!? Damn.. uhhh, so to speak.
I am going to have to work harder. I got nothing down here that's going to scare you.
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Gwood420
6 posts
Jul 28, 2009
10:50 PM
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you know times are tough when the almighty Buddah is paying for souls....
Last Edited by on Jul 28, 2009 10:50 PM
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gene
223 posts
Jul 29, 2009
3:15 AM
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How would you know if somebody hasn't "sold their soul" a dozen times before?
Where would you keep a soul?
What would you do with a soul?
Could you resale it to the devil?
Will UPS accept souls for shipment?
Do people really believe in this stuff?!
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RyanMortos
236 posts
Jul 29, 2009
5:24 AM
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Im seriously considering contacting Buddha offlist myself, haha. I actually have a question in relation to the free lesson with purchase of harp & whether you only get that after you receive said harp, 3 months after order. Now where is that monk(ey)?
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~Ryan
Pennsylvania - H.A.R.P. (Harmonica Association 'Round Philly)
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Bluzdude46
94 posts
Jul 29, 2009
5:32 AM
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Ok after reading the thread on his armaments, Is anyone here more worried about Buddha obtaining their soul then Lucifer? Sorry Chris, I think I'll stay with Luc', he has been pretty consistent over the years and well, you've been a bit agitated lately
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Buddha
886 posts
Jul 29, 2009
5:42 AM
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The Lucies don't know what they are doing and will make you play Skip to my Lou for eternity. At least I'll make you do it in various positions.
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Buzadero
109 posts
Jul 29, 2009
6:13 AM
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"At least I'll make you do it in various positions."
"All right, breaks over, all you harp players.....back on your heads"
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~Buzadero
Underwater Janitor, Patriot
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