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Buddha
911 posts
Aug 04, 2009
9:20 PM
It seems my dogs not doing anything about a break in was a fluke. My decoy buddy stopped over while I was away. He let himself in the back door and was met by my Rottie. The decoy was wearing a bite jacket and got bit in the chest and then again on the back as the decoy tried to flee.

If you come in my house, this is what will meet you. You DON'T want to be bite by a trained rottweiler because they break bones when they bite.

Last Edited by on Aug 04, 2009 9:21 PM
jonsparrow
733 posts
Aug 04, 2009
9:25 PM
aww look at the cute wittle puppy dog!
Buddha
912 posts
Aug 04, 2009
9:49 PM
yes two of them are trained to ignore food.

I love that pic of my dog. That's real I'm gonna fuck you up aggression. Most people never get to see that in a dog. the eyes are big, the teeth are out....coool! Then again I might be a bigger dog geek than a harp geek.
Andrew
485 posts
Aug 04, 2009
11:05 PM
Chris, you're still making a lot of assumptions from very little evidence - it may be that the dog only attacked because he was your decoy buddy, or it may be that he only attacked because he was wearing a bite jacket.

You'll never know for sure until you pay a stranger to break into your house unprotected. Do you know of any local bums who could use 5 bucks, or better, any lead guitarists?

Last Edited by on Aug 04, 2009 11:07 PM
Buddha
913 posts
Aug 05, 2009
2:45 AM
Andrew, YOU are making assumptions. I have trained dog. He doesn't do shit like shake hands and roll over, he's trained to bite your ass on command. He's been training several days per wk since he was 8wks old.

Yes he may have known the helper but that's how you train unless you want to get somebody hurt. He's worked with dozens of helpers and pretty much doesn't give a shit who he bite because it's game to him. He also doesn't care what you are wearing because he doesn't focus on equipment.

I've been training dogs longer than I have been playing harp.

Last Edited by on Aug 05, 2009 2:48 AM
kudzurunner
638 posts
Aug 05, 2009
4:20 AM
Do I detect a little mind-vomit going on with that baby?

Seriously: I have only one question for Fido: tongue-blocking or lip-pursing?
Andrew
487 posts
Aug 05, 2009
4:37 AM
Chris doens't throw his dogs sticks to catch - he throws them wooden combs.
Buddha
914 posts
Aug 05, 2009
4:53 AM
I don't do mind vomit adam. my playing and dog training is controlled. cerebral vomit is for those who lose control of what they are doing and attempt the shotgun method...ie; I'll do everything and maybe some of it works.

Last Edited by on Aug 05, 2009 5:37 AM
Andrew
488 posts
Aug 05, 2009
5:34 AM
"cerebral vomit is for those who lose control of what they are doing and attempt the shotgun method...ie; I'll do everything and maybe some of it works."

Some people do it very well. This guy is a famous exponent of the method: -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Litchfield_West
Buddha
915 posts
Aug 05, 2009
5:38 AM
so it's 5:37am and I have yet to go to bed.... I'm getting tired but now the dogs are up and need exercise.
Randy G. Blues
60 posts
Aug 05, 2009
6:38 AM
Andrew wrote: "You'll never know for sure until you pay a stranger to break into your house unprotected. Do you know of any local bums who could use 5 bucks, or better, any lead guitarists?"

Guitarists!? BANJO PLAYERS!

MAN to DOG: Why are you licking you ass so much?
DOG to MAN: Because I just bit a banjo player and I'm trying to get the bad taste out of my mouth.
Buddha
916 posts
Aug 05, 2009
7:48 AM
randy that's funny. What's not funny is I have so much work to finish before SPAH. I need sleep but too wired to sleep. I have been up for over 24 hours now. Good SPAH training I suppose.
Andrew
489 posts
Aug 05, 2009
8:34 AM
I did say lead guitarist, not just guitarist.
I can’t think of a pithy definition of a lead guitarist
“A guitarist with no sense of rhythm”?
“A guitarist who’s too lazy to practise rhythm guitar”?
Currently I’m listening to Fleetwood Mac’s first ever album. There’s some cool harp playing on it.
Buddha
917 posts
Aug 05, 2009
9:05 AM
this is a video of my dogs playing.

Oliver
95 posts
Aug 06, 2009
11:06 AM
Thanks for that Chris!
EddyLizard2
41 posts
Aug 07, 2009
2:53 AM
Yes, very enjoyable vid! & truely lovely doggies!!!
gene
229 posts
Aug 07, 2009
3:22 AM
"... I have only one question for Fido: tongue-blocking or lip-pursing?..."

Damn, Adam, I was going to say that!!

Let's hope Chris is training him to tongue-block. He could block the middle 8 holes. The possibilities are endless!
Buddha
920 posts
Aug 07, 2009
5:11 AM
that's what the pic is from. My decoy buddy was there and whipped out his cell phone to record a 8 sec video
EddyLizard2
46 posts
Aug 07, 2009
5:28 AM
I thought more like positioning your wife's handbag clearly visible 'again' on that table, some $$$ visible, and - very imoportantly - 'dogs out of view' (hidden behind the sofa), maybe some loud music from the front of the house or something like that...

(soundtrack from 'Once upon a time in the west')

Your decoy buddy has off.
It's a little bit like putting a fish hook out with a fat worm for a fisherman.
You might have too wait some time to be able to show us that video...
;)

Last Edited by on Aug 07, 2009 5:34 AM
Buddha
921 posts
Aug 07, 2009
5:32 AM
the problem is it might catch me beating the shit out of a drunk with a baseball bat before I sic my dogs on him. Can't have that eddy. :oP
Bluzdude46
109 posts
Aug 07, 2009
5:37 AM
Buddha!!!! It's called editing man!!
Randy G. Blues
61 posts
Aug 07, 2009
10:30 AM
I live in a rural area, and there are some folks around... how shall I put it... Folks who do not holds the values of positive social interaction and function in as high regard as I do.. Rural enough of an area that a decade or two ago a group of vigilantes requested a couple of drug dealers to find somewhere else to live... they moved. In an unrelated incident with no other information, a local lowlife went missing and he was found "clinging" to some scrap iron years later when they drained the local reservoir.

For folks who dropped by your place uninvited, there are the "Three Esses."

S - Shoot
S - Shovel
S - Shut up
Buzadero
117 posts
Aug 07, 2009
10:36 AM
Geez, Randy.

I've got a backhoe if you need it. It's right up the canyon. Of course, you gotta wash it and wipe the controls down before you give it back.


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~Buzadero
Underwater Janitor, Patriot
snakes
323 posts
Aug 07, 2009
12:31 PM
Maybe you guys are over thinking the disposal issue. Me thinks the intruder may be a great supplier of tasty doggy treats for quite some time. LOL!
Buddha
922 posts
Aug 07, 2009
12:35 PM
need pigs for that snakes
Buddha
923 posts
Aug 07, 2009
12:40 PM
you've seen snatch?
Buddha
925 posts
Aug 07, 2009
8:50 PM

Last Edited by on Aug 07, 2009 8:52 PM


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