Yes thats right Bro's Kangaroos we got the basterds bouncing all over the Place see my Problem is my Pet Kanga a 8 foot tall Big Red Male muscles on muscles could win a Body Buiding contest,,see we have a bit of a scrap every day it's wearing the bejeezuses out of me I'm getting to old for this shit,,Ya see he's getting old and cranky but hes got warts on his nuts and every time i go to put some cream on them he gets all excited grabs me in a head lock and starts Humping me,,well it's got the Neighbours talking so i thought ok when he grabs me this morning I'm gunna Jab him with this needle to sadate him,,well we went thought the same fighting and humping this morning i didn't want to give in to easy he might get suspiciouse he's a cunning basterd so he grabs me in the head lock,,HA HA got you now ya randy basterd i say bang i jabbed him with the needle Nothing the blooding thing bent well did he go of the deep end,,now i don't know whats happend over the last 5 hours i think the mongrel Jabbed me and had his way with me,,it's getting way out of control he's hopping around outside with a Bloody smile on his face and 2 of his mates im to scared to go outside,,do i shoot the basterd or is there some kind of extra Hard needles to jab him with i see you got them Big Bisons over there i guess there got extra strong needles to jab them basterds with any help would be of the upmost help we got any wildlife experts on MBH i need some help and fast..
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can you please video tape this an post it. i would really really enjoy watching that. like you have no idea. that just sounds like the best thing iv heard in a long time. sucks that your gettin beat up though. that could be the most popular video on the internet. ----------
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Hey Nasty your kanga pet is probably a bit tough to eat plus you sound like you have some attachment so it might be hard to part with him ? But, night before last did a couple of roo steaks on our new Weber Q BBQ & I can tell you they were mouth wateringly beautiful. Try hard not to think about our coat of arms but kangaroo meat is lean & tender and there are millions of them out there. And if you are desperate no need to buy it at the supermarket just collect the roadkill each morning. You could package him up as a meat tray and raffle him off at the local RSL. I know, but first you got to shoot him. Don't tell the greenies though.
By the way Nasty thanks Bro for your tick to my entry in HPC3.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLOLLLLLL! I know--it's not funny to get the shit kicked out of you--but--think he used a condom? LOOOLOOOOLOOOLOLLL!
We use airguns with big assed needles and jab them from 50 yards out--like the big American pussies we are--took some real balls to wade in there and wrestle. Hee Hee--did you wake up with a sore butt? AHHHLOLLOLLLOLLL!
Screw YT--you get the right shots and sell the tape to the highest bidder!
..I was just out the back trying to sneek up on the mongrel i'm so angry i was going to King Hit the Basterd,, the mongrel heard me comeing so i better wait a few days let him calm down a bit see that Funny Look in His Eyes Bloody scarey it tell ya Bloody Scarey..
Hi Old-W Bro no i didn't have a sore butt i did feel dirty though and needed a shower,,Im still wondering about that grin,,Owe well its a new day tomorrow gunna order me one of them Dart guns,,I'll fix the basterd shoot him right in the sack that will put him down i hope it Bruises Him to give Him something to scratch..
God, I wish I could see this! At work now and it's filtered out, but this thread caught my eye. That's just the laugh i could use. ---------- Todd L. Greene, V.P.
Hi Bro's i been to check out them Dart guns beejeesuses there bloody expensive i got to save up a bit of cash to get one but they look cool,,but in the meen time i bought a set of Brass Knuckles to get me by my game plane is to try and sneak up behind the Basterd and King hit the Muther POW!!thanks for your help so far Bro's i will let ya know how it pans out..
Hi Bro's i been to check out them Dart guns beejeesuses there bloody expensive i got to save up a bit of cash to get one but they look cool,,but in the meen time i bought a set of Brass Knuckles to get me by my game plane is to try and sneak up behind the Basterd and King hit the Muther POW!!thanks for your help so far Bro's i will let ya know how it pans out..
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