jonsparrow
2501 posts
Mar 05, 2010
9:09 AM
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why are you obsessed with my hairy ass? an how do you know its hairy?
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Oisin
490 posts
Mar 05, 2010
9:40 AM
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When you seen as many Pornos as I have you just know who's gonna have a hairy ass. Are you denying it's hairy then?
I think you need to have attended a Irish Catholic Boys grammar school to understand the humour in a hairy arse.Or watch Father Ted.
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jonsparrow
2503 posts
Mar 05, 2010
9:53 AM
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no i dont deny it. its very hairy. lol
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jonsparrow
2504 posts
Mar 05, 2010
9:55 AM
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as for the thread. i bet the people across the street didnt know that was a real sculpture an thought it was just a naked snow chick. people in jersey are dumb.
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Stickman
245 posts
Mar 05, 2010
12:20 PM
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If I were that person I would buy a concrete yard sculpture of the Venus Di Milo and put it in my front yard. I'd also add to that Winged Victory, David and Diskobolos and maybe that cherub that pees into a birdbath.
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Oisin
491 posts
Mar 05, 2010
12:29 PM
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Nothing is quite so offensive to those with easily offended morals as a big hairy ass. Jon...you know what you have to do. We wish you well.
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nacoran
1325 posts
Mar 05, 2010
4:20 PM
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I had a friend who once gave a fifteen minute impromptu defense on the virtues of butt hair. It may have been the most brilliant verbal argument ever made anywhere outside of an episode of Law and Order.
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NiteCrawler .
46 posts
Mar 05, 2010
5:46 PM
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I really don,t want to even think or visualize the hairy ass thing but I love the comment from Stickman about the statues,you are a man of my own mind,I would be putting every naked statue that I could get my hands on in my GreenHead acres plot here in S.Jersey where slowly but surely the uppity, keepin up with the Jone's A-Holes that have moved in.As my born in his house(literally) South Jersey native says,"Christ You Can,t Even Be A Piney Any More"Real Sad
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jonsparrow
2506 posts
Mar 05, 2010
5:50 PM
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i think oisin wants to see my ass.
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NiteCrawler .
47 posts
Mar 05, 2010
5:54 PM
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Notice:I,ll reconsider my opinion on the hairy ass thing,come to think of it we once had a 300 lb bass player who,s wife had him going in for back waxing,I never asked him about the "two for the price of one deal"Just wanted to add,a little food for thought.
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Stickman
246 posts
Mar 05, 2010
7:33 PM
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NiteCrawler, it's like this; I'm not putting up naked statures. I'm displaying fine art, and if they can't handle it, their tastes are pedestrian in nature.
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nacoran
1343 posts
Mar 05, 2010
7:56 PM
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My bands bass player is a very big guy and his pants don't always stay up the way we would like. One day at practice our guitar player had had a bit to much to drink. He was spitting beer at people, which wasn't cool, but our bass players response was pretty stupid too. He turned his back on the guitar player and kept getting closer, but crack hanging out. The guitar player complained, but the bass player refused to pull up his pants until the guitar player stopped spitting beer at people. Or at least that was his plan until the guitar player spit beer down his crack.
I've never seen a big man move so fast.
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Nate
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NiteCrawler .
50 posts
Mar 06, 2010
5:59 AM
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Stickman;I understood your point,I was just commenting on how people get they,re britches in a bunch over innocent tastefull art as I had seen on our local N.J. news.Actually it crossed my mind that when I was a senior in high school back in 75,our art class was doing sculptures.I did a very discreet nude of a woman sitting on a pedestal with her arms as well as her legs crossed to cover the inevitable.The teacher a 65 yr. old timer told me that I had to put clothes on it otherwise I wouldn,t be able to fire it and would get an F,Hence I had to put a bikini on it in order to make the grade.Very similar but it totally took the art out of my project.BTW I still have that Masterpiece.
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Oisin
493 posts
Mar 06, 2010
6:17 AM
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Nightcrawler..we had the same sort of thing at my school too...taught by priests so you can imagine.
However in the situation you describe all I would have to do is tell my other class members that the teacher was not impressed with my sulpture and within 5 minutes there would be 25 even ruder sculptures made
by everyone in the class and of course someone would have to make one with a small penis and say it was a statue of the priest who was teaching us. For some reason priests hate that shit.
We found out early on that the best way to fight 'em was for everyone to stick together and fuck 'em off.
That's why I think the best thing to do would be for Stickman to persuade everyone else on the street and put up those statues..not just him.
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jonsparrow
2515 posts
Mar 06, 2010
7:52 AM
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"Sparrow does New Jersey"
ooo thats a good one.
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jonsparrow
2516 posts
Mar 06, 2010
8:05 AM
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i think thats future me.
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