toddlgreene
989 posts
Mar 08, 2010
10:21 AM
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Black Market Butt Implants
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Todd L Greene. V.P.
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jonsparrow
2529 posts
Mar 08, 2010
10:29 AM
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LMAO!!!!
"Officials said they believe the injected mixture includes silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk. "
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
"According to hospital sources, the six women were all from the Dominican Republic. The injection "treatments" occurred in hotels around the Newark area, the hospital source said. ">
i need to move outta this state so bad. 90% of these people are retarded. i blame the pollution.
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Last Edited by on Mar 08, 2010 10:30 AM
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toddlgreene
990 posts
Mar 08, 2010
10:35 AM
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I figured you were raising some funds to buy new mics with, or to go to Hill Country Harmonica.
Pretty creative, I'll give you that!
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Todd L Greene. V.P.
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jonsparrow
2531 posts
Mar 08, 2010
11:33 AM
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anything to make money.
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Stickman
249 posts
Mar 08, 2010
11:41 AM
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and get some ass
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The Art Teacher Formally Known As scstrickland
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toddlgreene
994 posts
Mar 08, 2010
11:45 AM
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Jon likes big butts and he cannot lie...
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Todd L Greene. V.P.
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nacoran
1366 posts
Mar 08, 2010
12:52 PM
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See, this is why I don't go down 87. It's bad enough realizing I'm only 30 minutes from Massachusetts is bad enough, but knowing I'm only 3-4 hours from Jersey scares me.
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Nate
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jonsparrow
2532 posts
Mar 08, 2010
3:04 PM
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new jersey motels. cable tv, heroin, an ass implants.
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RyanMortos
671 posts
Mar 08, 2010
3:57 PM
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jersey's not so bad at this distance, lol.
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~Ryan
"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window." - Stephen Wright
Pennsylvania - H.A.R.P. (Harmonica Association 'Round Philly)
Contact:
My youtube account
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Oisin
498 posts
Mar 09, 2010
5:44 AM
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Holy Fuck..are you telling me people are paying to have their buttholes plugged with this shit? Why the hell would anyone want to do that?
And what's even more fucked up is that they are saying these are cheap alternatives...to what?
My butthole is a one way system man.
Sparrow...first you tell us your a porn star, then you've lost your job and then you've got a hernia and suddenly all these women turn up with this stuff up their butts. Are all of these facts related? You really are a dark horse Jon.
You need to get your hairy ass out of New Jersey man.
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jonsparrow
2541 posts
Mar 09, 2010
10:12 AM
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lmao!
there not pluggin there butt holes. there injecting it into there ass cheeks so they can have a fat ass.
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LIP RIPPER
187 posts
Mar 09, 2010
10:22 AM
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I'm reminded of that horrible song thaet used to get played on the Jukebox in high school. It was something like The trogdolites? You know Bertha Butt, one of the butt sisters.
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nacoran
1374 posts
Mar 09, 2010
11:19 AM
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The sad thing is is a course of French Fries, consumed once a day for a month would have probably worked just as well.
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Nate
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Bluzdude46
524 posts
Mar 09, 2010
11:57 AM
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Did you know that just about any highway into NJ will not have a toll booth? However all their tolls are collected as you try to leave the state. No one seems to complain and are happy to pay to get outta there.
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The Original Downtown Philadelphia Fatman... Accept No substitutes!
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jonsparrow
2545 posts
Mar 09, 2010
11:58 AM
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thats not true. theres tolls all over the parkway an turnpike.
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nacoran
1379 posts
Mar 09, 2010
12:10 PM
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Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
New Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel!
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Nate
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jonsparrow
2546 posts
Mar 09, 2010
12:11 PM
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lol
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jonsparrow
2554 posts
Mar 09, 2010
9:20 PM
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this happened last week right down the street from me. also the cop detective ryan arrested me before. btw this also has no relation to why i quit my job...
On Wednesday morning an unknown number of thieves managed to break in to a Best Buy in South Brunswick, New Jersey and steal 20 notebooks valued at $26,000. For the record, these were all MacBooks so no Windows computers were stolen (phew!). These thieves were clever because they were able to avoid cameras, motion sensors, and alarms.
Police believe the thieves broke in to the Best Buy by cutting a hole through the roof using a saw, and slicing a 3-foot wide square in the metal roof. Detective James Ryan said that there was a “high level of sophistication” involved in this robbery since the thieves didn’t set off any alarms or motion detectors, and were also able to avoid cameras. John Harris, a security expert said “I would say they were a professional crew”, and “At least I’ve never dealt with anything like this. From time to time, people break in, but not usually through the roof.” Police are still investigating, and they think that at least 2 or 3 people were involved in this roberry and they may have hit other locations before as well. Anyone with additional information on this incident should call Penney at (732) 329-4646.
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